Friday, 10 May 2013

The Jedi Gap

Is there a growing Jedi gap? Or is the Canadian National Household Survey letting us down?

The CBC reports:
Once numbering in the vicinity of 20,000, the ranks of those in this country who claim to be Jedi Knights inspired by Star Wars movies have dwindled to fewer than half that figure, according to Statistics Canada's first release of data from the 2011 National Household Survey.
"A lot less this time. I think there's about 9,000 reporting Jedi," said Jane Badets, a senior analyst at Statistics Canada.
"And that was true elsewhere in other countries. A lot less than in other countries, too, doing censuses. Very low reporting of things like Jedi."
What started as a gag among friends on a British Columbia ski hill ballooned into something of a phenomenon on the 2001 census when thousands of Canadians told Statistics Canada they followed the Jedi religion of Star Wars lore.
But Frances Woolley shows some very large problems with the NHS. Either Canada's ethnic make-up changed radically since 2006, or ethnicity affects one's likelihood of answering voluntary surveys; the latter seems more likely.

Recall that New Zealand had 20,000 Jedi in 2006; we have yet to see figures from the 2013 Census. Our Census remains mandatory. While we know that while Jedi will not lie, they may refrain from identifying themselves as Jedi if it's voluntary.

This has important national defence implications. While New Zealand has been able to cut defence spending down to trivial levels, trusting in its strong cohort of Jedi in case of any emergency, Canada cannot really tell whether they really need the Joint Strike Fighter because of dwindling Jedi numbers, or whether the Jedi just failed to complete the voluntary forms.

It also has implications for ongoing negotiations in the Trans-Pacific Trade talks. If Canada can no longer rely on Jedi mind tricks to defend supply management in dairy, perhaps New Zealand's Jedi will be able to push us towards free trade.

Our daughter, born on Star Wars Day three years ago, is one of the Jedi in the 2013 New Zealand Census.


  1. Oh wow that's fun. Wowowowow. Do we have longitudinal surveys that would let us see whether that happens within-person?

  2. Jedi-loyalist scum, you to acknowledge the obvious - those dirty stinking Jedi have been hunted down by loyal Sith and put to the light saber.

  3. Yeah, but wouldn't "light-sabre injury" or "throat crushed by mind force" start showing up in the death stats?

  4. Jedi-loyalist scum, you refuse to acknowledge the obvious - those dirty, stinking Jedi have been hunted down by Sith and put to the lightsaber.

  5. Jedi are using their mind tricks to cover up their weakness. Remember there are still 10,000 in Canada alone, only two Sith at a time (a master and an apprentice).

  6. Its a bit long so you probably dont want to read (and getting long in the touth also) but here is one of his papers - and there is evidence of people changing their ethnicities

  7. Let's be serious here - Darth Bane's Rule of Two is pretty loosely applied when it comes to the Sith. There are always piles of "acolytes" running around, and that ignores the fact that Jedi's have a massive institutional problem where many of them switch sides as soon as their eftpos card is declined when buying their morning frappuccino.

    So it is conceivable that the invisble hand of the force is keeping Jedi numbers at this high level to deal with underlying issue in terms of the size of the effective Sith military. If this is occurring on a global basis, New Zealand might be being forced to pick up the slack from Canada - a factor I'm worried is reducing measured labour productivity and leading to real welfare consequences for NZ citizens.

  8. "Jedi's have a massive institutional problem where many of them switch sides as soon as their eftpos card is declined when buying their morning frappuccino." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it.

  9. Many thanks. I had never considered this possibility.