Instead, we got this in the House from the Hon. Gerry Brownlee. (Vid HT: The Listener, who covers more of the controversy)
Brownlee goes just a bit over the top at 3:52.
But I did enjoy Federated Farmers's Twitter response to a quip about how they have Nokia and we have sheep:
@ChrisKeall 'More money selling a Nokia than a couple of sheep’? Nokia lost €954m in Q4 and sales were down 31%. C/W stats.govt.nz/browse_for_sta…Oh, Finland, it's so on.
— Federated Farmers (@FedFarmers) March 26, 2012
Update: I'm so sick of the Swiss.