OK, now I regret not having voted

Michael Hansen's small campaign advert in today's Christchurch Press:

The Mayor's Nest

What can I say in 22 words?

"I have got the most brains for the job. I am the best, vote for me!"

VOTE TUBBY HANSEN FOR MAYOR

Quake Cake

Make up a scone mixture, add coconut, add madeira, brandy, wine, beer or vanilla to taste; bake in a warm oven; allow to cool; spread chow chow or icing or other on top - enjoy.

I am going to form a band called "Quake" [in a weird shaky font]. It will be a Rock 'n Roll Band.

Authorised by M. Hansen, 25 Cheviot Street, Spreydon, Chch 8024 - burglar alarm and infra-green night surveillance; prowellers shot.

No taxpayer money in this advert.

It's not too late, right? I just need to drop the ballot off at a library?

I love especially how the ad appeared after the deadline for mail-in ballots.