Science is alive and well in Canterbury

1. Hypothesis
   1. That the beehive-looking thing on the lawn isn't actually a beehive.
2. Apparatus
   1. Beehive-looking thing.
   2. Lawnmower.
3. Method
   1. Apply lawnmower to beehive-looking thing.
4. Results
   1. Bees!
5. Conclusions
   1. Bees don't like to be mown.
   2. Despite my advanced years, I am still faster than 90 per cent of bees.
   3. Ten per cent of a hive of bees is still quite a lot of bees.
   4. Even as an adult, bee-stings are surprisingly painful.

From David Haywood