Google for President!

Techdirt points to a tongue-in-cheek reductio of the Supreme Court confirmation that corporations are people too (as far as free speech goes): Google for President.

I, for one, would welcome our Googly overlord. What might I expect of a Google Presidency?

• More government services to be funded by advertising
• A lot more decentralized policy experimentation
• Prediction markets
• Free health care, but only if they can run your DNA fingerprint and allow really targeted marketing campaigns.

Alas, Google will need to be at least thirty five years old before running. Stupid Article II Section 1...

Any other expectations of a Googly Presidency?