The Mayor's NestWhat can I say in 22 words?"I have got the most brains for the job. I am the best, vote for me!"
It's not too late, right? I just need to drop the ballot off at a library?VOTE TUBBY HANSEN FOR MAYORQuake CakeMake up a scone mixture, add coconut, add madeira, brandy, wine, beer or vanilla to taste; bake in a warm oven; allow to cool; spread chow chow or icing or other on top - enjoy.
I am going to form a band called "Quake" [in a weird shaky font]. It will be a Rock 'n Roll Band.
Authorised by M. Hansen, 25 Cheviot Street, Spreydon, Chch 8024 - burglar alarm and infra-green night surveillance; prowellers shot.
No taxpayer money in this advert.
I love especially how the ad appeared after the deadline for mail-in ballots.